The Рäołłэýа Xuнтå of Kallanistan People s Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chcll Aşçlëvнкxśйкàējjsэыýńн Hкxэłłйоv with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.005 billion Kallanistanins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mýтsк. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kallanistanin economy, worth 683 trillion Śeűнfėrs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,555 Śeűнfėrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Mýтsк, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallanistan People s Republic's national animal is the Ólмэśкåņ Śhpåçțэйŕ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallanistan People s Republic is ranked 60,084^th in the world and 86^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,263.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.